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I model - lingerie, pinup, fetish, parts, promotional, drape, etc. Sometimes I read. Other times I drink coffee. Mostly, though, i'm a mother. I'm also someone's wife. To say we are in love would be an understatement. Anyways, my blog will reflect what I love - music, sex, politics, bad habits, hobbies, love, funny shit, random shit, and yeah, life. Enjoy or fuck off. Or hey, send me love. <3

plant-scans:

The female Flower Spider, Sidymella rubrosignata, Australian Spiders, John Child 1965

plant-scans:

The female Flower Spider, Sidymella rubrosignata, Australian Spiders, John Child 1965

cool-critters:

Mirror spider (Thwaitesia argentiopunctata)

The mirror spider is a species of spider found in all the states of Australia. Body length is around 3 millimetres (0.12 in) for males, 4 mm (0.16 in) for females. The abdomen is attractively patterned with cream, green, yellow and red.

photo credits: Nicky Bay

realmonstrosities:

The Dancing White Lady is a great, big spider from the Namib Desert in southern Africa.

They spend their days hidden in underground burrows and emerge at night to hunt for insects and lizards which they find by detecting the vibrations of footsteps.

These hunting expeditions occur within a short range of the burrow entrance, but males can travel over 100 metres in search of a mate.

He communicates with the female via the timeless medium of dance. Tapping the ground outside her burrow sends down vibrations that ask her to come out, but not eat him. She doesn’t always oblige…

…Images: James Anderson

deodoranting:

1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda

www.youtube.com/watch?v=woAcXSMyCEw